Little johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
Little johnny asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
Little johnny replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many." Little johnny said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grand- children and he doesn't wear his collar that way.
The priest getting impatient said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book.
Little johnny sat quietly...but on leaving the bus he leaned over and said, "Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
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By by Anna Ramdass anna.ramdass@trinidadexpress.com
A 23-year-old woman who was allegedly raped on Monday morning claimed she was further "emotionally raped" by police when she went to report the matter and was initially turned away because she was naked.
The distressed woman spoke to the Express yesterday and recounted the horrific experience.
"They (police) didn't care for my safety. They might think it's my fault I got rape, but I took a taxi like any normal person. I just got rape; I was naked, and they turned me away from the police station and didn't help me because I was naked," said the woman.
She said on Monday evening after work, she went to a casino on Tragarete Road, Port of Spain, where she stayed until 2 a.m.
"I was on Tragarete Road waiting for a taxi, and a black car came beeping its horn, and because it was so late, I got in and didn't think anything of the two men sitting in front. The car started heading to Port of Spain (downtown), but when it took a bend into Edward Street, I got scared; I told the driver I will drop off right here," said the woman.
"The man who was sitting on the passenger side in front then jumped in the back seat and grabbed my neck and tell me to keep my head down. He held me down and asked me a set of questions; where I living; how much money I have in the bank. He said if do anything, he will stab me up. He kept telling me over and over to hush," said the woman.
The woman said the driver and his accomplice took her to Lady Young Road, Morvant, in a dark trace which used to lead to a radio station.
She said both men were of African descent; the driver was dark-skinned, thick in body size and had a heavy voice, and the other man was red-skinned and had his hair in cornrows.
"They forced me out of the car, stripped me naked and the driver took me to the back of the car and raped me against the bumper. He also raped me on the ground; I was thrown on the dirt and stones and he raped me again," she said, adding the rain was falling at the time.
"They kept telling me that they will stab me up because I saw their faces, and they have to kill me," she said.
She said after the driver raped her, the second man was also about to rape her when they saw a car approaching.
The woman said she ran towards the car, and the occupants of that vehicle—a man and his girlfriend—took her to the Morvant Police Station.
"They went in and told the police that I was raped and naked in their car, and if they could come out and help me. A policeman came outside, wearing a raincoat over his uniform, and he looked at me in the back seat. He said I could not come in the police station naked; the woman asked him to give me his raincoat, and he said no, he can't do that. They end up taking me to my mother's house in Laventille; my mother brought clothes for me which I put on in their car, and they took me back to the Morvant Police Station," said the woman.
She said her mother spoke to the officers at the Morvant Police Station, one of whom then drove the alleged rape victim to the Belmont Police Station where she gave a report and was taken to the District Medical Officer for examination.
The woman urged women to be more vigilant.
She said the female companion of the good Samaritan who helped her also disclosed she, too, was a rape victim as she was raped months ago.
Contacted for a comment yesterday, Senior Superintendent in charge of the North-Eastern Division John Daniel promised to investigate the case.
Snr Supt Daniel said if such an incident had indeed occurred, "it was totally unacceptable".
The victim and her mother said they will also be filing a complaint against the officer today at the Police Complaints Authority (PCA).
The mother of the alleged rape victim said she would request Gillian Lucky, chairman of the PCA, to conduct an investigation.
"I am so upset; if it was his mother or sister, would he treat her like that? Would he turn her away and not help her? Do you know how I felt when a stranger called me and tell me that my daughter now get rape, and the police can't do nothing because she naked?" said the mother.
"My daughter is traumatised, and I cannot believe that after being raped, after suffering through something like that, the police who is supposed to protect turn her away," said the mother.
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I came across this story today and I swore I heard Santana and the whole crew shout out “Ooohhhhh Guuuuuuudddd!!!!!!!!”
Read Azad Ali’s story in the TnT Mirror:
One of the country’s most prominent Pentecostal pastors, Peter Regis, has been forced to resign after being caught in a sexual relationship with the wife of a junior pastor of his Valencia Pentecostal Assembly.
Regis, 57, who is a well-known Gospel singer also features on Family Focus Network, one of the country’s leading radio stations catering to the born-again Christian community. He was one of the religious leaders leading the peace initiative in John John following the death of 10-year-old Tecia Henry two years ago.
Last week Regis tendered his resignation to the Pentecostal Assemblies of the West Indies (PAWI) and the board of the Valencia Pentecostal Assembly after a junior pastor presented evidence of an intimate relationship between Regis and the junior pastor’s wife.
This is the third time that Regis has been caught up in a sex scandal with female members of his flock, Mirror was reliably informed. On the last occasion, a few years ago he was warned by PAWI and placed on probation.
On this occasion he was caught with his pants down, on tape, with a 30 year-old female member of his church performing steamy sex acts in what appears to be the bedroom of his home.
According to a church member familiar with the issue, the woman’s husband saw a flash drive in her handbag and reportedly sought the assistance of a friend with a computer to download it out of curiosity. To his surprise the flash drive contained a “blue movie,” featuring his wife and his Pastor.
The junior pastor, a maxi taxi driver, was said to be traumatized by the nature of the sex acts, which did not include the missionary position.
The cuckolded husband took photos of the acts to the executive of the Valencia Pentecostal Assembly, Regis’ church, and the pastor was called to a meeting where he admitted his guilt and immediately submitted his resignation when confronted with the evidence.
Pastor Regis also apologized at the meeting as his resignation was immediately and unanimously accepted.
When TnT Mirror contacted Pastor Regis on the matter he admitted that he had let his family and congregation down.
“I blew it,” he said, in a tormented voice.
He confirmed that he has resigned, saying that the incident was the work of the devil.
“This is male-shame,” and I am apologizing to everybody and the church,” he said.
“I am devastated,” he added.
“I am devastated,” he added.
However, Pastor Regis said he did not wish to go into any further details adding that he did not know how the sex photos got into the hands of the woman’s husband.
Members of his congregation were taken by surprise when they turned up for church on Sunday to see Regis sitting in the pew and another pastor conducting the service.
He later appeared on the pulpit and apologized for what he had done to a female member of his church. Close friends of the maxi taxi driver, who has also been active in the church, say that he has been devastated given the nature of the video recording and will need time to recover.
Pastor Regis is married and is the father of four children, all adults.
While some members of the church are reportedly holding a week of prayers for him, other parishioners told TnT Mirror he should stay away from the church.
Regis might just be a real life Pastor Stewart. I can just hear him now, “I’s a respectable man in dis community!”
What allyuh think about that? Leave a comment!
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Soca singer Super Jigga TC is definitely branching out into full business as he builds his brand. With his new manager – Dale Lutchman on board, TC has already began raking in the endorsement deals.
On November 1st, he was signed to Converse Trinidad as an official Converse Artiste. Converse Manager, Omar Hadeed, was excited by the collaboration as it worked in tandem with the recording breaking launch of the all new Converse Store at Gulf City Mall. It is the first design of its kind in South America and the Caribbean. Additionally, the brand is expanding operations regionally, opening its first ever Converse store in Barbados.
SUPER JIGGA TC wearing Converse apparel at the all new Converse store, Gulf City with the Converse Models
It gets better. On November 16th , Super Jigga TC became “the King of Stag”joining the line of Stag sponsored celebrities like Bunji Garlin and Santana the Puppet.
Stag Beer Marketing Manager, Shane Ramjit is confident about the partnership, as Super Jigga TC has the right elements to fit the brands image. In 2012, the country will experience a new era in the marketing of Stag Beer and its endorsed artistes.
SUPER JIGGA TC signing his contract with Carib Brewery Limited Sponsorship and Events Manager, Colin Murray
Despite all that’s happening in the world of Super Jigga TC, he is now preparing for the world premier for his highly anticipated 2012 release, ((((((Action))))))scheduled to drop on Friday 25th November.
With four releases already for the upcoming season; Bang Bang, Winning, Thunder Wine and Gyal Come Nah (Bar Code Riddim) which have all been doing exceptionally well on the airwaves he is very confident about((((((Action)))))).
It is a completely different vibe, sound and energy. ((((((Action)))))), produced by GBM studios will be his main contender for the upcoming Carnival season. He will personally be making his rounds to release the song at all major stations on the 25th.
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